I'll go out there and make my mistakes and i'll fall down, get hurt, cry,laugh, love and get back up. I'll stand on the highest moutaintop and go into the deepest caverns. I'll roam across the world and visit all the places i've dreamed of visiting. Why? Because when my life flashes before my eyes in those final moments, i want to have something worthwhile to watch with plenty of love and laughter, good times and even bad. I dont want to regret anything and i dont plan on it. Remeber its not usually the things you do that you regret, it's the thing you dont do and leave unsaid. Laugh out loud, cry in the rain, love with all you heart and soul, get hurt, tell the truth, go crazy but never forget that you get one shot. One shot at this day, one shot at this minute, one shot at this age and one shot at this life. So make sure your life is one you will enjoy watching in your final moments
JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
INTERVIEWER: Like what?
JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please, Abraham, I’m not that man.”